This doesn't fill me with dread at all... Edit: It gets worse the more you look at it.

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
05/06/2019 at 16:32 • Filed to: shitpost, Jesus Christ, OSHA

Nope, looks totally legit...

Edit: Notice the doubled up wheel ramps on wooden blocks...

DISCUSSION (22)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 16:36

*calls wife*

“Hey babe? I need help, my spine is holding up the car”

functionoverfashion > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 16:39

on the other hand, I’d like to see more pics of that rig

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 16:40

Natural selection in action.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 16:40

Hi-Lifts are noted for their axial stability.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > functionoverfashion
05/06/2019 at 16:42

I mean, it might be for sale soon so probably will be available .

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/06/2019 at 16:44

I hear that they’re best for when moving the truck back and forth.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 16:45

Absolutely asking for a darwin award.

If my high school shop teacher taught us one thing, it was to never get under a vehicle suspended by a bumper jack. The guy was as laid back as they come, but he was emphatic as could possibly be about that. Also always remember to screw the whatever-the-fuck it’s called down on top of the tire machine before using it. Because if you half-ass it and it slips the threads, it might take your head off before blowing a hole in the ceiling. (As evidenced by the hole in the drop ceiling)

He also taught us how not to rack a full size pickup, as he dropped the same one twice before the student who owned it finally said no mas.

Good times. Wish we had made more out of it instead of treating it like a free period.

MoCamino > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 16:46

No, nothing could possibly go wrong there.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 16:54

For extra security, you can raise them really high. Long things with weight at the ends are harder to turn - it’s science.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/06/2019 at 16:55

Kinja'd!!!

vicali > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 16:57

They are going to need the grinder and creeper to get his bits out of the ground..

Svend > functionoverfashion
05/06/2019 at 16:57

If it’s this one. It was up on eBay, last January for Ł3,500 and went unsold.

Kinja'd!!!

It’s a 2001 Range Rover P38a, 4.6 V8.

I'm just about to start work so I can't post a link.

Ash78, voting early and often > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/06/2019 at 17:02

Hi-Lifts ROCK!

Ash78, voting early and often > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 17:02

Estate sale.

Ash78, voting early and often > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 17:03

That explains why parts are so expensive on Rangies. They’re made of people.

shop-teacher > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 17:29

From the man’s estate, after it falls on him and kills him?

shop-teacher > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 17:32

I’m getting the heebeegeebees just looking at that.

shop-teacher > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
05/06/2019 at 17:34

A friend of mine is an auto shop teacher (I teach woods and CAD). He once was using my truck to demonstrate how to properly lift a full frame vehicle and set it onto jack stands. No sooner had he put the jack stand into place, than the huge hydraulic floor jack’s arm yielded, bent, and dropped my truck onto the stand. That was once class that never effed around with jack stands!

HammerheadFistpunch > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 17:44

Kinja'd!!!

and 100 more > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 18:24

May want to pressure wash the undercarriage.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 18:27

Even Borsuq is not THAT bad....

wkiernan > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/06/2019 at 18:45

For some reason I am reminded of the night an armadillo ran out in front of my Miata and, afterwa rds , I had to prize off bits from the undercarriage with a stick.